RichArabs (heart) blogspot (heart) com Announces Partnership with Chinese Sweatshop

Supply and demand. It drives the market. People want oil, but people want sleeve-less tshirts too. And who are we to deny the market dynamics?

RichArabs has teamed up with Wee Pei Dempinuts, a Chinese manufacturer to sell Rich Arab T- Shirts. Prophets to Rich.

Courtesy of Wee Pei, the garment is available in a limited edition 'Workhouse' vest and printed front and back. The back has a list of our prominent community activists including Barry Levoyl, Phil Lerup, Pete Roleum, Alain Deuph Dephre and Abdullah X. And now you too can feel like you belong to the ever growing network of Rich Arabs. Buy a T today!

Honorary Rich Arab

Exxon is giving former CEO Lee Raymond one of the most generous retirement packages in history, nearly $400 million, including pension, stock options and other perks, such as a $1 million consulting deal, two years of home security, personal security, a car and driver, and use of a corporate jet for professional purposes.

Nice Work Lee. Real Nice Work.

Dear Rich Arab: Need Funding for the Matrix

When i seen "Matrix" i couldn't help to wonder: can it be? Can it be that the Matrix is for real and we are actually seeing a movie about ourselves from the inside of the Matrix? Is it possible to know the real situation of the things? Can people from the Matrix to make an experiment and settle whether they live for real or all the world just projected to them.

I think that the answer is "yes". To all of the questions.

How do we check whether we live for real? Well, My Cobalt Chaos Actuator Machine is the key. For the past 12 years I have modelled 32,000 system processes and coded them in my Cobalt Chaos Actuator Machine. This means that taking a process for which we know ahead its divergence rate, we can make a prediction on how far it is supposed to be from its "attractor". Running the machine will enable us even to calculate the Matrix precision capabilities (at least the capabilities allocated to our machine). The precision will be the discrepancy between the calculated (true) distance from the attractor and the observed distance from the attractor.
I am very close to completing the Cobalt Chaos Actuator Machine, but I still need to model another 4,327 processes and my mother is kicking me out of the house. So if you can help me out with rent money for the next year together we can unlock the secret of the Matrix.
Thanks,
Jeff 'Neo' Higgins

Well 'Neo' your actuator machine sounds like something out of this world. I must say I only recently saw the Matrix while on a first-class flight to Monaco and let me say that those evil agent guys are first-class Bad! I have a friend who owns a Best Western hotel in your town, he'll contact you shortly. If you need anything else please contact my online technical assistant Sery. Best of luck in your quest!

Dear Rich Arab: Market Math

Dear Rich Arab, My Name is Ali Al-Gebra.

For the past 7 months I been an investment banker for Islamic Centuries Brokerage House of Saud. I know how to bank. Proven results with equity and cash liquidity backed by long-term fiscal vision allows my firm to produce success. I want to take this time to offer you the offer of a lifetime. For as little of 500SAR investment I can offer bulk rate return on funds into thousands using cuting-edge financial principals with strategic principals firmly established in mathmatical certainties. Send money today. Get rich tomorrow.

Well Ali Al-Gebra I must say that I have been terribly dissapointed with my Saudi portfolio of recent (talk about losses~!). Your email and accompanying math equations certainly bespeak great knowledge of the market albeit way above my head! In fact, it reminds me of talking IT with my online technical assistant Sery. Anyhow, I will arrange to setup a joint account with you shortly for you to manage my Saudi market portfolio,... let's make some money!

Be Careful What You Dream For...

Dear Rich Arab, I am no longer a mercenarian.

The past two months have been living hell. I just got back to mom's house after being released from some backa-- U.S. installation in Khazachstan. Dude, I did everything I could. Please tell your friends to stop calling me. Sincerely, Dante.

Well Dante, you certainly look the worse for the wear! Revisit Dante's Dream, Click Here. Thanks for the note, it serves as a good reminder to our readers that you should be careful what you dream for, it might just come true, just ask John Walker Lindh.