Rich Arabs

Friday, February 17, 2006

Dear Rich Arab: Hire Me as a Mercenarian.

Dear Rich Arab,

My name is Dante, like the inferno. I live in Beavercreek, Ohio, And I am a mercenarian for hire. real. I will f--k motherf--kers up. real. I know you got some whack s--t going down over there. like real unjustices. And I can combat that. real. I have worked 4 months in cutting down trees in the backyard. and i have designed a new combat technique called tunejitsu. real. its like Bruce Lee meets Sepultura, its that wicked.

Dante this is quite unusual, but who am I to judge one's dream! I will do my best to put you in touch with Ismail Haniyeh, he can get you mideast appointments while Paul Wolfowitz can help you elsewhere. Stay tuned and Stay in shape!

Monday, February 06, 2006

Success Story: I am Dutch, Not Danish!

Dear Rich Arab, Its me. Pim. I want to thank you for the interesting eploration opportunity to explore the Syrian Arab Republic and get out of Schipol(see Pim's Dear Rich Arab here)! I was really enjoying the goat milk and goat cheese as I myself pride myself on good cheese liking. Unfortunately things got a little ugle when I wore my Danke Danish Cheese tshirt down to the bazaar but that is behind me now. Here is a photo of me and Les in the plane on the way back to Schipol.

Thanks for the update Pim. Good to see you found the beauty of goat cheese. 'Cause like I've always said, "A feta beats a gouda 4 days of the week."