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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Dear Rich Arab: I Suffer from Genital Trauma


Dear Rich Arab,
I need your help. I play for the Spokane Indians, a minor league baseball team in Washington state. For the past three months I have been on the disabled list, listed as 'Genital Trauma.'. Allow me to set the scene:

Spring training, St. Patrick's Day. Our Indians vs. the Boise Cherokees. Me behind the plate. Someone fouls off a pitch right into my protective cup, which breaks in half and ruptures my testicles. The pain was so intense, I passed out on the field. I have since missed four months of the regular season. And the doctors now think I may be suffering from another illness something they call agrophobia. But I doubt that. Is there anything you can do?

Praise Be to Allah! My legs are crossed! I have contacted Dr. Adel Buraik, an Egyptian who many call a miracle worker. He will visit you immediately. He has helped some cricket players... Praise be to you child!

6 Comments:

  • THESE ACTS ARE HARAM!!!! YOU SHALL BE FLOGGED WITH WET LICORICE AND MAY THE FLEAS OF A 1000 CAMELS INFEST YOUR ARMPITS!!

    By Anonymous THE MUTAWEENA FROM PASADENA, at 1:09 AM  

  • Rich Arab
    This is the shite!! And I mean that in a good way

    J*A*P (Jordanian American Princess)lol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:22 AM  

  • www.arabvoicesspeak.com

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:40 PM  

  • Sometimes the richer you are the lonlier you get

    By Blogger Discarded youth, at 9:08 AM  

  • :P :P :D

    By Blogger Qatar Cat, at 11:10 AM  

  • Fahd al-Anzi, Yes Fahd al-Anzi. May he develop the same and more testicle 'LORANA BOBBITS' from Little Boys and Old Women...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:50 PM  

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