Rich Arabs

Friday, February 17, 2006

Dear Rich Arab: Hire Me as a Mercenarian.

Dear Rich Arab,


My name is Dante, like the inferno. I live in Beavercreek, Ohio, And I am a mercenarian for hire. real. I will f--k motherf--kers up. real. I know you got some whack s--t going down over there. like real unjustices. And I can combat that. real. I have worked 4 months in cutting down trees in the backyard. and i have designed a new combat technique called tunejitsu. real. its like Bruce Lee meets Sepultura, its that wicked.

Dante this is quite unusual, but who am I to judge one's dream! I will do my best to put you in touch with Ismail Haniyeh, he can get you mideast appointments while Paul Wolfowitz can help you elsewhere. Stay tuned and Stay in shape!

1 Comments:

  • hey white boy. if you be all jacked up Cheney style you can come to my hood and take a hillbilly crack at the fuckin pimp on 4th ave who be stealing my bitches. word. skype me, my skpye ID is 'DickCheneyisatriggerhappyfool'. respect.

    By Blogger Abdullah X, at 7:40 PM  

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