Success Story: Cinco de Mayo
Dear Rich Arab,
Mexico is special Habibi. I have only been here for 2 days and I have met some amazing people. Take a look at these senoritas! I have asked Jacaranda Gomez (i am looking at her in the picture) to be one of my wives. Its cinco de mayo, Today is night to party. This for sure.
Mucho Gracias for the trip,
Well Señor, this is joyous news! Have a tequila for me and be expecting a gift in the mail, I have sent you a "Rich Arabs Halal BBQ Apron," perfect for your wife-to-be. Peace.