Dear Rich Arab: Sombrero Boy (sans Sombrero)

Frustrated by my last response or perhaps simply taken solace in writing an Arab this Ramadan season, our young friend from Tallahassee has written the Rich Arab once more and this time he shares this novel idea,

If youre so rich why don't you just buy Isreal
- still disgruntelated

Well my friend, I applaud your entrepeneurial spirit! However I regret to inform you that there are only 2 things the Rich Arab cannot buy, and Isreal is one of them. Let's just say that the commission rates of Isreali 'real estate' agents are murderously steep.
Peace.