Dear Rich Arab: TLC Sistas

I received this dream from Chicago's lower east side. Apparently these ladies have are having difficulties in meeting Mr. Right. Now, I don't usually play the role of Hitch, but in my post-Ramadan bliss, and with just the right man for the job, I felt obliged to introduce these fine ladies to my dear friend Abdullah X. He should be in contact with you ladies soon, and best wishes sistas!

Dear Rich Arab,
We are three F-I-N-E sistas looking for love in all the wrong places. We are tired of chasing down 2bit hustlers thinking they the next 50 Cent when they only thing they gots resemblin that fool is the change in their mama-washed, imitation-jean, pocket. We need ourselves some big, black, Arab of man who makes money like the Colonel makes chicken so as to treat me and my sisters with R-E-S-P-E-C-T.