Dear Rich Arab: Sombrero Boy

This dream came from a young boy in Tallahassee. He writes,

Can you please get rid of President Bush. I will pay you a dollar.
Sincerely, disgruntelated youth.

Well this certainly comes as shock, I happen to quite fancy G.W., he has done me a world of good. But regardless of either of our feelings President Bush cannot run for a third term, so be patient ‘disgruntelated youth’ and this Bush era will soon come to an end.