Rich Arabs

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Now Playing: "Do the Needful"

Dear Rich Arab,
Me and my friend have made a movie and we want to distribute all over the world. The movie is called, "Do The Needful" - it tells the story of Manish, a Hindu janitor working at Taj Mahal. While cleaning the Taj, He meets a Pakinstani tourist named Aatif. The two fall instantly in love! But when Aatif's husband, the ex-Tamil Tiger, finds out things get dangerous! I don't want to spoil the movie, but let me just say that the dance sequence when the two lovers meet is to die for!
Sincerely,
Ingadar Bergamandanga


Movie "Do the Needful"
Now Playing at
Alankar Cinema
27 Sandhurst Road Girgaon, Mumbai
1pm, 4pm, & 7pm

Hi Ingadar, this is Sery, the online technical computer assistant. Abdullah is out on leave for the summer months with this heat. I hope this helps. Thanks for your kind support.

12 Comments:

  • Uh.. Sery, I dont think this is what they meant by "distribute all over the world." .. Can you please refrain from posting items while I am away. Also, I get back on the Saudi Air flight 132. please pick me up and this time do not attempt to pick me up from the airport on your 2 stroke piece of crap, .. the keys to the Bentley or in the kitchen drawer with the others.

    By Blogger RichArab, at 4:19 PM  

  • hola sery,
    yes it is i; indigo that colourful quota hopping spainard chap from the star trek fair in bangalore. Did you pick up my skype foon the other day? I think I ve got yours - there's some geeza called rich arab on the foon saying he wants a lift from bangalore airport. I ve told him to sing for it; at that moment he broke into some gilbert and sullivan - frightening huh. Any way just to let you know.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:47 PM  

  • Yo sery,

    yes...it is i again; indigo - de gringo with de bingo(numbers willing). Your slick amigo keeps on fooning me so i ve offered him a lift from the airport - he told me to bring a car instead! Anyway may IT be with you always and have you got sticker number 38 of 'How Star Trek change my life'? The one with the melons?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:58 PM  

  • hola amgio,

    it is dingo here; the brother of indigo the gringo with the bingo. Well well well this rich arab is quiet an amigo. Me and indigo just gave him a lift from bangalore airport to the stock exchange. He would nt share with us what his meeting was about but we took stock of the situation - me and indigo don t want to pour oil onto the fire but amigo; mr arab thinks you ve pranged the bentley. PS Mr Arab's camel left a presnt on the back seat of the car which has given indigo the hump.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:57 PM  

  • man this stiuff is too funny.. i want one of those sexy shirts tooooo

    By Anonymous irfs, at 3:31 AM  

  • Feminist run orphanages in pakistan and afghanistan.
    http://rawa.org/orphanages.htm

    This is bad. What to do?

    http://mikeeusa.blogspot.com/
    https://cat2.dynserv.org/bb/viewforum.php?f=43

    Death To women's Rights.

    (What have men gotten from women's rights? Marital rape laws (an Irish man
    was just jailed for 6 years for raping his wife), domestic violence laws, easy
    divorce laws, child support laws, etc etc etc.)

    Is there any way to stop and reverse it?

    By Blogger MikeeUSA, at 7:49 AM  

  • dear rich arab, you better help or else !!!
    i think ive fallen for sory keeplepurr. he looks just like the guy i lost in cyberspace. my cyberspace lovah was mixed race arab breed. to get revenge , i want to hook up with sory. ntell me, when can you torture him to agree to date me ? im not too monstrous. just those damn dang bang fang teeth that pop put everytime i smile. hire a dentist for me while you're on it.

    on second thoughts, don't do anything.
    do you really make wishes come true ? can i email rich arab tooth fairy for a wish ?
    * a big mwaah minus the fangs *

    By Blogger Rider of Rohan, at 9:28 AM  

  • WHello;
    I don't know that is there anywhere to accommodating me and my sister in this great world or not!
    Me(27years old) and my sister(21years old) have no place to live, just because our parents are divorced many years ago, we that were living whit our mother are dismissed from our home from when my mother married whit my step-father.
    My father was a member of the "Navy" of America, He died after a big financial defeat, and now we live in this great country(Iran) without any places to live.
    We're living in peoples home within 2 years ago without to have any money to solve our problem, and no one of government departments doesn't help us too!
    I'm acquired in the field of genetics and worked in the connections of computer hardwares, but I feel I'm changed to someone that doesn't serves someones purpose cause of the conditions i have, I feel dejected more and more day to day, and my connection breaks off from culture and technology. I'm working now, but i've many charges to pay as little loans i got from my office, and i cann't continue this way because i should pay the price they lended me and i've no money to pay for my basic problems.
    We'vent home & now live in a pension, & must to go out from here.
    I need your help very emergency, only 200'000 � can change our life.

    By Anonymous Armita, at 2:31 AM  

  • This rich arab thing who can fulfill your dreams is all phoney! Iv'e sent numerous mails' and so far had not one response! so pls don't fool people and unnecesarily give them false hopes!
    Abz

    By Blogger Abizia, at 1:00 AM  

  • no comments, false hope risers!

    By Blogger Abizia, at 1:02 AM  

  • Hi Rich Arab,
    If you really do fulfill dreams, then can you fulfill mine? I only need £5ooo desperatley orlese bayliffs will strip me off!pls
    abizia

    By Blogger Abizia, at 7:08 PM  

  • Richarab doesn't answer his emails. Is he still in business?

    By Blogger phillip51, at 4:37 AM  

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